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  • girlfriends father: so what are you doing at college?
    me: i am majoring in youre daughters ass
    girlfriends father: haha sweet

    heydayna:

    This one time someone asked me, “Hey do you know this girl named Dayna? You look kind of alike. Are you sisters?”

    Yes. We just have the same name.

    (via humorous)

    spockisinthetardis:

    marauders4evr:

    Alright, folks.

    I know that some of you are heading off to college.

    And you’re nervous.

    So let me answer one question that you’re all thinking about and spare you some awkwardness and embarrassment:

    You do not need to ask to use the bathroom in college.

    You do not need to ask to use the bathroom in college.

    YOU DO NOT NEED TO ASK TO USE THE BATHROOM IN COLLEGE.

    That is all.

    WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO JUST GET UP AND WALK OUT WITHOUT EXPLAINING MYSELF???

    (via unescapable)

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